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Posted by Giovanni on June 22, 2001 at 11:26:34:
In Reply to: Done :) and a funny! posted by Theresa on June 22, 2001 at 01:30:31:
: A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years.
:
: One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself,
: "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks,
: "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks,
: "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous
: blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
: She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it
: been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!", he says.
: She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her left
: sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one,
: lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that
: good!"
: Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a
: drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches
: over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a
: flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says,
: "Wow! That's fantastic!"
: Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down
: the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long
: has it been since you've had some REAL fun?" And the man
: replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got a computer in there!"
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