Re: What does this have to do with tortoises? Nothing, so go away "Theresa" N/P

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Posted by Theresa on June 22, 2001 at 07:47:09:

In Reply to: What does this have to do with tortoises? Nothing, so go away "Theresa" N/P posted by Roberta on June 22, 2001 at 04:58:09:

Roberta dear,
It has to do with changing the subject, lightening the mood and wanting to make ppl smile in a stressful situation. Im sorry you chose to be offended and rude, but im not going away.
Have a good one.
tcc :)

: : A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years.
: :
: : One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself,
: : "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks,
: : "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks,
: : "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous
: : blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

: : She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it
: : been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!", he says.
: : She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her left
: : sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one,
: : lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that
: : good!"

: : Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a
: : drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches
: : over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a
: : flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says,
: : "Wow! That's fantastic!"

: : Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down
: : the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long
: : has it been since you've had some REAL fun?" And the man
: : replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got a computer in there!"

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: : Roberta dear, : It has to do with changing the subject, lightening the mood and wanting to make ppl smile in a stressful situation. Im sorry you chose to be offended and rude, but im not going away. : Have a good one. : tcc :) : : : : A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. : : : : : : One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, : : : "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, : : : "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, : : : "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous : : : blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. : : : She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it : : : been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!", he says. : : : She reaches over, unzips this waterproof pocket on her left : : : sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, : : : lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that : : : good!" : : : Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a : : : drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches : : : over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a : : : flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, : : : "Wow! That's fantastic!" : : : Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down : : : the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long : : : has it been since you've had some REAL fun?" And the man : : : replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got a computer in there!"

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