So you believe in evelution?

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Posted by Sisters Grimm on May 27, 2000 at 02:34:49:

In Reply to: So you believe in evelution? posted by I�aac on May 26, 2000 at 20:16:33:

No, we don't believe in evelution, but we do believe in evolution.
You are proof of evolution from monkeys...we share 99% of the same genetic material with them...perhaps you are the missing link because you seem to be lacking some...

:God made turtles the almost saim time he made everything else (couple days different)
And on what day were the dinosaurs created?
Almost the saim time?

: JUst because scinentist THINK something doesn't make it true!
Just because you THINK the bible is true, doesn't make it true!
Are those scinentists? scientists? scientologists?

::ok, to prove that the Earth hasn't been here that long I need you to do your math for me and a little research ok. Ok, now scintists have proven that the sun is shrinking at 5 feet per hr.
Umm...where did you hear that?

: Oh, and you want more proof!
Yes

:get this. ok, the moon collects dust. beleived that there should be about 20+++ feet of dust on the moon...
Okay - have you been snorting that dust?
Maybe that's why it was only a few inches deep instead of 20 feet high...

:because since it here for neaverly
was never here? huh?

:7854745785755785757857854785477525 BILLION YEARS!
Umm...hello...McFly...

:in to all the dust! that's why thay put those little feet things on the thing that would land on the moon...
Is that the technical term for that?

:proving that the moon could not have been here 557557458 million billion years!
Umm, you lost us here with your inconsistencies...you just said the earth was here for "7854745785755785757857854785477525 BILLION YEARS"
Can you cite your sources please?

:Don't for get to do your math for us all! I expect you to have it done by tomarow night!
And we expect you to install a spell checker by *tomorrow* night

God bless you and your turtles.

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: No, we don't believe in evelution, but we do believe in evolution. : You are proof of evolution from monkeys...we share 99% of the same genetic material with them...perhaps you are the missing link because you seem to be lacking some... : :God made turtles the almost saim time he made everything else (couple days different) : And on what day were the dinosaurs created? : Almost the saim time? : : JUst because scinentist THINK something doesn't make it true! : Just because you THINK the bible is true, doesn't make it true! : Are those scinentists? scientists? scientologists? : ::ok, to prove that the Earth hasn't been here that long I need you to do your math for me and a little research ok. Ok, now scintists have proven that the sun is shrinking at 5 feet per hr. : Umm...where did you hear that? : : Oh, and you want more proof! : Yes : :get this. ok, the moon collects dust. beleived that there should be about 20+++ feet of dust on the moon... : Okay - have you been snorting that dust? : Maybe that's why it was only a few inches deep instead of 20 feet high... : :because since it here for neaverly : was never here? huh? : :7854745785755785757857854785477525 BILLION YEARS! : Umm...hello...McFly... : :in to all the dust! that's why thay put those little feet things on the thing that would land on the moon... : Is that the technical term for that? : :proving that the moon could not have been here 557557458 million billion years! : Umm, you lost us here with your inconsistencies...you just said the earth was here for "7854745785755785757857854785477525 BILLION YEARS" : Can you cite your sources please? : :Don't for get to do your math for us all! I expect you to have it done by tomarow night! : And we expect you to install a spell checker by *tomorrow* night : God bless you and your turtles.

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