Hot off the press - Repti-Tabloid Update

Posted by powergeckos on April 01, 2003 at 14:13:45:

1) independent scientists doing an in-depth study of Allen Repashy's "Crested Gecko Diet" found the insidious secret ingredient now revealed - ground up waxworms. One crested gecko was heard mumbling "I need a fix, man. Anyone have a dime bag of CGD?"

2) Mike Coscia's secret torture chamber for non-laying geckos. Taking a page from Ouday Hussein's motivating techniques for olympic athletes, it is reported today that Mike Coscia places non-producing female crested geckos in little gecko hand-cuffs and tortures them with "Eminem" CD's. Story developing . . .

Stay tuned for more information from YOUR source of news - fair and balanced and un-afraid.

Happy April 1st.

Monte - Powergeckos

Follow Ups:

• Why would eminem be torture?...am i missing something?... azteclizard 04/01/03 (4)
  • Re: Why would eminem be torture?...am i missing something?... mikecoscia 04/02/03 (0)
  • Yeah really! Em is better than......YOU, HA! LOL, np DavidBeard 04/01/03 (2)
    • Now i'm really missing something... azteclizard 04/01/03 (1)
      • I was talking to Monte, sorry...lol! np DavidBeard 04/02/03 (0)

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