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Speaking of beeg Texan's......


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Posted by regalringneck on February 23, 2003 at 16:30:05:

In Reply to: Texan egg only posted by DeanAlessandrini on February 23, 2003 at 09:52:43:

Very nice Dean, looks like you'll be making some more happy campers & messy cages...your big egg shot requires the following...

A Texan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, Folks. Like I said, "My boy's a typical Texas baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"!! were heard. One woman actually faints due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you. So..! . How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.... "Had him circumcised."





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