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Posted by regalringneck on July 19, 2002 at 10:48:07:
In Reply to: Hey regal, are you in AZ ? posted by Don on July 19, 2002 at 09:51:36:
Thankyou for your kind offer Don, Im always on the lookout for quality offal! Mebbe I was a raven in another life! I'll email you. Heres a decent joke to lighten your day...
Teaching Math in 1950:
> > A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
> > His cost of production is 4/5 of the price.
> > What is his profit?
> >
> > Teaching Math in 1960:
> > A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
> > His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80.
> > What is his profit?
> >
> > Teaching Math in 1970:
> > A logger exchanges a set "L" of lumber for a set "M" of money.
> > The cardinality of set "M" is 100.
> > Each element is worth one dollar.
> > Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M."
> > The set "C", the cost of production contains 20 fewer points than set
"M."
> > Represent the set "C" as a subset of set "M" and answer the following
> > question:
> > What is the cardinality of the set "P" of profits?
> >
> > Teaching Math in 1980:
> > A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
> > His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20.
> > Your assignment:
> > Underline the number 20.
> >
> > Teaching Math in 1990:
> > By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20.
> > What do you think of this way of making a living?
> > Topic for class participation after answering the question:
> > How did the forest birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down the
> > trees?
> > There are no wrong answers.
> >
> > Teaching Math in 2000:
> > A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
> > His cost of production is $120.
> > How does Arthur Andersen determine that his profit margin is $60
> > Teaching Math in 2010:
> > El hachero vende un camion carga por $100.
> > La cuesta de production es.............
: if you are, I'd be MORE than happy to help supply some quality DOR stuff!
: Don
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