:Does anyone know a site where they have a lizard "You know you a herp when..."
Let's start one now... You know you're a HERP when: you live better than your keeper. You turn the heater on in your car, at noon, in August, and you live in Arizona... your favorite pick-up line is: " headbob, headbob, headbob, pause, headbob, headbob". You think mice, crickets and mealworms look tasty. Blue-haired old ladies run in fear from you. You've been 'probed'. You REALLY want the Easter Bunny to pay you a personal visit.