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Posted by LPacker79 on February 23, 2003 at 13:55:44:
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from
her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog
says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's
okay, he knows the bank manager.
Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan
with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure, I have this", and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about half an inch tall-bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says,
"There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and
wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says,
"It's a knickknack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old
man's a Rolling Stone."