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Posted by Craig W on January 05, 2003 at 13:35:45:
-you see animals at the zoo and think, "Got it, got it, want it, got it..."
-Your pet food requires food
-you don't think Steve Irwin is and idiot, you KNOW Steve Irwin is an idiot
-you call rattlesnakes cute
-you get excited when you see an aquarium at the garage sale and/or don't care if an aquarium has a small crack
-you have more lizards than toes
-you have a warning sign on your front door saying "SNAKE ESCAPED!!! Please watch where you sit"
-When someone yells SNAKE, you run towards and not away
-you've gotten banned from pet stores for telling the employees to smarten up on their reptile care
-you loathe petsmart
-you spend hours a day on kingsnake.com
-when someone asks what pets you keep, you refer to their common and latin names
-you think a pinky is a mouse
-your mildy curious what rat tastes like
-you eat Kraft Dinner, your iguana eats fancy salad
-you don't take vitamins, but panic when your out of cricket dust
-you refer to cricket dust as cricket cocaine
-you waste time thinking of jokes like these