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my newt-minute=really small np


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Posted by snakeguy88 on December 29, 2002 at 15:26:00:

In Reply to: joke posted by ThreeCalicos on December 27, 2002 at 16:22:23:

:We're usually on the catboards but a friend sent this and we thought it was cute.........

:>A man walks into a bar with a little salamander-looking
:>creature in his hand. The barman looks at the creature and
:>asks the man what he calls it.
:>
:>"His name is Tiny," replies the man.
:>
:>"Why do you call him that?" asks the bartender.
:>
:>"Because he's my newt!"
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