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Funny herp joke


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Posted by Langi on December 27, 2002 at 19:27:52:

Guy A walks into a bar with a bearded dragon and an african bull frog. He sets them on the bar top and looks over at the Guy B next to him. "I bet you $100 my bearded dragon can sing any song you name." Guy B accepted, knowing that lizards can't sing. "Sing the Star Spangled Banner" The Beardie sang a very nice SSB. Guy B was amazed as he handed over $100. Guy A smiles and says "I bet you $200 my African bull frog can sing anything you name. Guy B tells the frog to sing Amazing Grace and it does, though it is a little croaky. Guy B applauds and pays the $200. Guy A then says. "Would you like the buy the frog for $300?" Guy B jumps at the offer of course. After Guy B leaves, the bar tender says to Guy A. "Why did you sell that frog? You could have made a million dollars off him." The guy shakes his head. "Nah, the frog can't sing, but the bearded dragon is a ventriloquist!"


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