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Posted by LPacker79 on December 18, 2002 at 13:40:19:
In Reply to: 3 turtle jokes, 3 groans posted by Trampooser on December 18, 2002 at 13:10:40:
:If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
:A snail was mugged by a turtle. The snail ended up in the hospital and his friends came to visit him. One of them asked "What happened?" He said, "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
:An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. "What did you do that for?" asked a passing giraffe. "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago," he said. "Wow what a memory!" commented the giraffe. "Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall."