It's the most fun to mess with petstore employees. The other day I was in Petland buying pinkies and the one employee had to show the girl at the register what they were because she'd never seen them. I held my dog up and told her that we were buying them because our puppy only feeds on the flesh of the living. The funny thing is that the dog actually does like to eat mice and steals them from us. I can never manage to tell anyone that the snake I'm holding is venomous with a straight face, though, no matter how many times I'm asked that.