kingsnake.com - reptile and amphibian classifieds, breeders, forums, photos, videos and more

return to main index

  mobile - desktop
follow us on facebook follow us on twitter follow us on YouTube link to us on LinkedIn
Southwestern Center for Herpetological Research  
Click here for Dragon Serpents
This Space Available
Contact Sales!
Locate a business by name: click to list your business
search the classifieds. buy an account
events by zip code list an event
Search the forums             Search in:
News & Events: Dart Frogs Herp Photo of the Day . . . . . . . . . .  Thoughtful Tegu Tuesday . . . . . . . . . .  Bay Area Herpetological Society Meeting - Dec 26, 2025 . . . . . . . . . .  Suncoast Herp Society Meeting - Dec 27, 2025 . . . . . . . . . .  DFW Herp Society Meeting - Dec 27, 2025 . . . . . . . . . .  Greater Cincinnati Herp Society Meeting - Jan 07, 2026 . . . . . . . . . .  Reptile Super Show - Jan 10-11 2026 . . . . . . . . . .  Colorado Herp Society Meeting - Jan 17, 2026 . . . . . . . . . .  Chicago Herpetological Society Meeting - Jan 18, 2026 . . . . . . . . . .  Bay Area Herpetological Society Meeting - Jan 23, 2026 . . . . . . . . . .  PACNWRS - Jan 24-25, 2026 . . . . . . . . . .  DFW Herp Society Meeting - Jan 24, 2026 . . . . . . . . . . 

Re: LOL that is too funny! (N/P)


[ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ The Herp Humor Forum ]

Posted by crazycorn on October 10, 2002 at 11:34:30:

In Reply to: Beware Of The Rattlesnake (my 8 year old loves this one) posted by outonalimbo on October 06, 2002 at 14:49:45:

:There was a guy driving down the road when he ran out of gas. He went to the nearest house to ask for some. As soon as the homeowner opened the door it started to pour. So the guy asked if he could stay overnight. The owner said, "Okay, the barn is in back of the house. But if you see a rattler in the barn, whatever you do, don't touch it."

:So the man went up to the barn but was too curious. He started looking around and spotted the huge monster rattlesnake. He decided to see what it would do if he threw a rock at it or made faces. He did both of these things, but nothing happened.

:So the man went and touched the snake. Up the rattler jumped and chased the man all over the barn. When the man finally got backed into a corner, he thought surely he was going to die! So he cowered and rolled up into a tiny ball.

:When the Rattler came over, he touched the man and said, "You're it!" :)





Follow Ups:




[ Follow Ups ] [ The Herp Humor Forum ]


kingsnake.com | NRAAC.ORG | ReptileBusinessGuide.com | ReptileShowGuide.com | ReptileShows.mobi | Connected By Cars | DesertRunner.org
AprilFirstBioEngineering | GunHobbyist.com | GunShowGuide.com | GunShows.mobi | GunBusinessGuide.com | club kingsnake | live stage magazine


powered by kingsnake.com
Click here for Dragon Serpents
pool banner - advertise here
Click here to visit Classifieds
advertise here
Click to visit PACNWRS
advertise here
kingsnake.com® is a registered trademark© 1997-
    - this site optimized for 1024x768 resolution -