:When you go to the grocery store and you buy ONE jar of babyfood... :...and you don't have any genetic offspring.
I did that one time and the cashier looked at me wierd and asked "Just one?" I couldn't resist. I seriously replied "Isn't that all you're supposed to give them a day?" She was so shocked, she almost passed out. I had to tell her I was kidding and it wasn't for a human. Sure was funny though