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A nite in the life of my wife (poor woman).


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Posted by abell82 on April 12, 2002 at 00:00:56:

Hope you have a couple minutes.........
My wife has told me repeatedly NO MORE SNAKES!One night since she was studying and since I was bothering her, I told her I was going to go visit my local pet store.To "see" if they had anything new.They did not. :( After about an hour of pestering them it was time to go home. I decided to pick up dinner at a local restaraunt. Well, while picking up dinner at said local restaraunt I had a few minutes to kill so I started playing one of those crappy bear claw games.You know, the kind you can never get anything out of because the tension is set so low it won't allow the claw to actually lift anything.Well, much to my surprise I WON!My prize? A stuffed emerald tree boa about twelve inches long.As a joke I asked for a box for my new aqcuisition.Getting quite a strange look, I recieved a plain white box,PERFECT!! When I got home she smiled and asked me what was in the box,and I in turn asked her if she would be mad if I brought home a new "friend".You should have seen the expression on her face change she quickly demanded I open the box.After explaining that it may be a little jumpy I handed her the box and told her to open it,and be carefull!She openned the box and found?A STUFFED EMERALD TREE BOA!!She laught and proceeded to beat me with a pillow,not stopping until I appologized for being so "mean" to her. Thanks


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