I don't think "chilling out" is in order. I second the jackass notion and re-emphasise. Further... I don't think you were joking... I think that you started to realize just what a jackass you actually are and tried futily (very pathetic) to cover up for your immense stupidity.
I wouldn't wish death on any living thing... but would love to find that one day, as you threw on some old dirty blue jeans from the closet floor, you ended up with a crotch full of neurotoxic delight.